1. |
Rich People's Blues
03:53
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Farting in bread bags
To give heat to the rags
Of this planet, you're the glitch
But you don't mind since you're
rich
I know your kind, hiding your
head in the sand
Everything's fine when you got
money in your hands
Chorus
But won't you please try and
help me to find
A place to feed my newborn
Child other than the sewers
I'm on my knees, begging to the
blinds
The fortunate ones who don't
give a damn about the three
months old little girl
The more you pollute
The richer you get
But you really don't care
'Cause when this planet dies, you
won't be there
You'll send your grandchildren
onto the moon
They'll use your credit card
pretty soon
Will you regret what you've
destroyed
When you're in heaven, silly boy?
Chorus
Farting in bread bags
To give heat to the rags
Of this planet, you're the glitch
But you don't mind since you're
rich Chorus
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2. |
Jack White
03:02
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I can run fast, fly, see through walls
Become invisible, talk to animals
Become anything, control the weather,
Strech far, breathe under water
Chorus
I can't have you,
My life's too dangerous
You're right and it's true
I'm not that couragous
But people really need me
I must protect this beautiful city
''I'm Jack White''
She may insist, but I won't change my mind
Even though girls like that are hard to find
There's no way I can open my heart to her
Fighting vilains is way easier
(Spoken):
Bad hats who try to corrupt Lennyville
Your goal will never be fullfilled
As long as I run these lonely streets
Ther's nothing else better for you than retreat
'' 'Cause I'm Jack White''
Watch out Pink Princess and your little army
Crappius, Flexy-Bill, Rude Rudy,
Thunder Moron, Toxic Alain, Fabulo
Roboniac, Croco-John, Revengisimmo
Diplodoman, Chubby Chuck, Lobotomack
Blinky Bull and the Tootpick Maniac
...And Jean-Luc!! Chorus
Of course you won, this war is over
You kicked their butts with your super powers
Everything's clear, ooooh can't you see?
Now that the city's clean, will you marry me?
' 'Ehhh... Sorry Honey, I'm run down, I need to rest...
You know what? I'm Jack White''
But, but, who is this guy ? Who is this guy?????
What, you don't know him?
He sure doesn't look like a vilain
It's Jean-Luc!!!
Jean-Luc!!! Oh, I'm shaking in my pants!
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3. |
Bowling 101
03:30
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E D all the way (except Chorus)
I wanna play human bowling
I’ll be the bowl
And I’ll rock n roll
Then knock the pins
Doing strikes all the time
You’ll be the one doing the spares
Don’t bet a dime
You’d end up in your underwear
Chorus ([E] crescendo)
Grease me all over and shoot me down the alley;
I’ll avoid the gutters and feel like it’s pay day (2X) /
(Spoken):
Bowling 101
Is all I want
I wanna play human bowling
Feeling as strong as an ox
Pump up that old funky juke box
I’m like an angry beast growling
As loud as the Habs fans
Crushing the pins with my two hands
Getting higher and higher Chorus
I wanna play human bowling
I’ll be famous around the world
Perfect games on the scoreboard
Don’t take me out of my dream
I’ll reach the bowling Hall of fame
Stop making fun of me
And call me Triple B
Just worship my name Chorus
Bridge
Don’t call the police!
(Siren) /
Bob! Bob! Boooooooooooooooob!
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4. |
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Since I am your former lover
Why don’t you give me those flowers?
Don’t throw them into the container
You could offer them to your sister
No one will make the most of them
If they are blandly condemned
Not to be softly enjoyed and smelled
Like sweet ice cream that is melted
Chorus
Even though it’s the end
We’d rather remain friends
Let’s forget what happened
And keep in memory
The best of our story
When we were hand in haand
I understand your deception
‘Cause I ended up our relation
I didn’t mean to make you sad
And that doesn’t make me bad
Yes, our love turned into tears
But you can tell me all your fears
I’m not a bird that’s on the loose
But I’m free, so don’t be jealous Chorus
I felt such a bitter cold wind
A distressing tear on my skin
When your well-intentionned present
Became the source of my lament
It’s about time we stop suffering
Just like the most unhappy king
Who lost his kingdom and his soul
Whose pride was swallowed in one mouthful Chorus
Outro: Let’s respect each others
Forever and ever (Ad nauseum)…
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5. |
Chubby Chuck
04:07
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[A]All the time wearing a diaper
Out of luck, he lost his sister
In a giant shopping center
[D]That's how it [E]all began
[D]Like a Barbie who [E]lost her Ken
[D]How can this little boy [A9]remain zen (eccho)
CHORUS:
[F]Chubby Chuck, [G]Chubby Chuck, [A]Chubby Chuck,
[C]The king [Dm]of pork [E]chops
[F]He is [G]way too [A]fat to fly
[C]It used to [Dm]make him [E]cry
[F]When [G]he was [A]skinny
[Esus4]Back in the old days 1973
[A]Rolling like an armadillo
His belly giggles like J-E-L-L-O
Forget about wearing a Speedo
[D]With his two pink [E]plastic guns
[D]Aims at you and [E]shoots Pop corn
[D]You will regret you were [A9]ever born (eccho)
Bridge
[A9]Chuck decided to get into dark [A9/F#]side
[A9]Because he got stuck in the water[A9/F#]slides
[A9]He couldn’t have another [A9/F#]ride
[A9]So sad that he had to run and [A9/F#]h
Harmonic part
[A9]Since then he hasn’t been the [A9/F#]same
[A9]Thinks the whole world should be [A9/F#]put to blame
[A9]Then he joined Pink Princess and [A9/F#]her villains
[A9]Lobotomac gave him a silly new [A9/F#]name Chorus (2X)
Special thanks to Bianca, Koralie and friends...
You have all the credit for this song!!!
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6. |
It's your fault!
02:41
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7. |
Margarine molle
02:00
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Instrumental
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8. |
Computer caveman
03:07
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I’m an animal; such a computer caveman
I sincerely think it’s an invention of Satan
I’m not familiar
With those computers
‘Cause technology
‘S quite complicated for meeeee
What do you think about computers?
There’s no way I can answer
What do you think about computers?
You should ask this question to your sister
They’re not so hot
They drive me nuts
All those buttons
Really don’t turn me on
I get confused
‘Feel like I’m being abused
By these machines
What does ROMRAM meeeeeean?
What do you think about computers?
I can’t tell it in front of kids
What do you think about computers?
You showed me, but I don’t know what you did
I’m so insecure
Is there a cure?
What did you expect,
Practice makes perfect
I ain’t no techno freak
My desperation’s at its peak
I don’t know what to do
My brain is filled with gluuuuuue
What do you think about computers?
There’s no better way to get on my nerves
What do you think about computers?
Some day somehow, my mind will burst
Finally yesterday, after a couple of hours
Trying to solve the problem I had with my mouse
I was lucky, there was nobody else in my house
I started to yell… Louder and louder
Then my computer landed into the snow
Without a detour, flying through the window
What do you think about computers?
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9. |
The Good Mat'aunts
03:13
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Where have all the good ‘’mat-aunts’’ gone
’Looks like you could be the one
Turning the pages of my Joe Guit
Being useful, you can’t resist!
You know, I am so thankful
When my hands are plenty full
CHORUS
Goooood, gooooood good ‘’mat-aunts’’
Providing me with all I want
Goooood, gooooood good ‘’mat-aunts’’
Carrying me up that mount
Where have all the good ‘’mat-aunts’’ gone
Sweet and graceful as a fawn
When you manipulate those sheets
You make sure we never lose the beat
For God sake, tell me what would I do
Spending a Tuesday lunch time without you Chorus
Where have all the good ‘’mat-aunts’’ gone
That’s for you all I wrote that song
For sure my friend, if you’re not there
And I mess up, nobody will care
One thing for me that really does matter
[G]Next year, I’ll need another… Chorus
Good ‘’mat-[D]aunts’’
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11. |
Jack White ( Jet Remix)
03:00
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Gerry and Willy Joliette, Québec
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